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This town is so small . . .

- The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.

- Main Street, which is one block long, dead ends in both directions.

- McDonalds only has one Golden Arch.

- The phone book has only one page.

- The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 - 5&1/2.

- The New Year's baby was born in October.

- The ZIP code is a fraction.

- The city limits signs are both on the same post.

- Second Street is in the next town over.

- There's no place to go that you shouldn't.

- A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

- The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.

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