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    Makeup Routine

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    School Days

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    What Is That?

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    Learn Those Numbers

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    Lion Attack

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    Flossing

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    Call Me Leroy

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    Clinton Deploys Vowels

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    Pants Dilemma

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    Lost Hunting

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*Thoughts On Genealogy*

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lottery!

~ Do I even WANT ancestors?

~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

~ Every family tree has some sap in it.

~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

~ Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.

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