logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Priceless Grandparent Stories - Part 2

    6. A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss…
  • Default Image

    Looking For Barney

    A four year old was at the paediatrician for a check up. As the doctor looked down her…
  • Default Image

    Car-jacking Foiled

    An elderly lady did her shopping and upon return found 4 males in her car. She dropped…
  • Default Image

    Children Under Ten

    Mark Twain's contention was that the most interesting information comes from children,…
  • Default Image

    Dead Politicians

    A bus of politicians is driving by a farm where a man lives alone. The bus driver, caught…
  • Default Image

    Signs You May Be Canadian

    SIGNS THAT YOU MAY BE CANADIAN 1. You stand in "line-ups" at the movie, not lines. 2. You…
  • Default Image

    Changing Plates

    My friend called his car insurance company to tell them to change his address from Texas…
  • Default Image

    Corn Problem

    We were eating corn on the cob two weeks ago and my 5-year-old daughter Rachel seemed to…
  • Default Image

    Cat Musings**********

    I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that…
  • childrens-hands

    Things I've Learned From My Children

    *Things I've Learned From My Children* 01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to…
  • Default Image

    Thoughts on Genealogy

    ~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my family history so I will…
  • Default Image

    Parts Search

    I was living in the mountains above Denver when my college buddy, Gary, arrived in his…
  • picture of pretzel

    Pretzel Charity

    A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young…
  • Default Image

    Think She'll Die?

    One afternoon while I was visiting my library, I noticed a group of preschoolers gathered…
  • Default Image

    Fatherly Chat

    A young woman brings home her fiancĂ© to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…

*Thoughts On Genealogy*

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lottery!

~ Do I even WANT ancestors?

~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

~ Every family tree has some sap in it.

~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

~ Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.

Powered By JFBConnect