*Thoughts On Genealogy*
~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.
~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.
~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?
~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lottery!
~ Do I even WANT ancestors?
~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.
~ Every family tree has some sap in it.
~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.
~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.
~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.
~ Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.
~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.
~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related.