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    The ABC Song

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    Paid For Standing

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    Bishop's Role

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    Cowboy Joe goes to Church

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    Kids' Kitchen Terms

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    Dead Faint

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    Worm Stubborn

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    Raffle Toy

    Tom had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have…
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    Golfing Seniors

    "How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy. "Well, I was hitting pretty…
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    Suitor Approval

    A good friend of mine warned me that, as my three daughters became old enough to date,…
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    Because I Am A Guy

    Because I am A Guy... ..I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I…
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    Vow Changes

    Ken and Melba had finished their breakfast at the retirement home and were relaxing in…
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    Connecting Chaos

    The fur began to fly when my fellow airline passengers learned there was a chance they…
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    Vendor Problem

    In a software design meeting, we were using typical technical jargon to discuss a data…
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    Maine Vets

    Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one…
~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

~ Searching for lost relatives?  Win the lottery!

~ Do I even WANT ancestors?

~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

~ Every family tree has some sap in it.

~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

~ Heredity:  Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related
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