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    Watermelon Mistake

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    Compliments to the Chef

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    Cafeteria Sign

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    A Texas Blessing

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    Lost In The Translation

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    Busted

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    One Call

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    New Axioms of the Nineties

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    Wire Backup

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    Head First Entry

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    What Am I?

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    Shopping Plan

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~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

~ Searching for lost relatives?  Win the lottery!

~ Do I even WANT ancestors?

~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

~ Every family tree has some sap in it.

~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

~ Heredity:  Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related
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