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    Thank-you Notes

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    Ploughing at Night

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    Road To Easy Street

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  • An historic tour company dressed their employees in colonial dress.

    Colonial Break

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    Chicken Cannon

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    Wheat Exports

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    Green Side Up

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    Logic Amongst the Sciences

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    Label Warning

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    Ten Reasons Why Men Should Join The Choir

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    Reap What You Sow

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    A Bear, a Lion and a Pig

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    Dentist Prayer

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  • A funny joke about a man who takes up tennis later in life.

    Tennis Talk

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    Return Policy

    The store's policy on returns was prominently posted at every register as well as…
~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.

~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.

~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?

~ Searching for lost relatives?  Win the lottery!

~ Do I even WANT ancestors?

~ Genealogy: Where you confuse the dead and irritate the living.

~ Every family tree has some sap in it.

~ Friends come and go, but relatives tend to accumulate.

~ Genealogists never die, they just lose their roots.

~ Genealogy: A haystack full of needles. It's the threads I need.

~ Heredity:  Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools.

~ I think my family tree is a few branches short of full bloom.

~ Theory of relativity: If you go back far enough, we're all related
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