logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Good News Dewey

    Olga phoned her husband, Dewey, at work for a chat. "I'm sorry dear," said Dewey, "but…
  • Default Image

    It Might Be Cleaner

    After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,…
  • Default Image

    Clothing Return

    While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning…
  • Default Image

    Stranded on a Desert Island

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of…
  • picture of pilot in plane

    Goober Airlines

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:…
  • Default Image

    Grasshopper in Bar

    A grasshopper goes into a bar and hops on to a barstool to order a drink. The bartender…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of ParenthoodA child's behavior…
  • Default Image

    Sidewalk Preacher

    A sidewalk preacher stood on a soapbox downtown and started a rousing sermon on…
  • Default Image

    The Night Before Finals

    'Twas the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor…
  • Default Image

    Robber Visit

    A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, "Wake up, someone is…
  • Default Image

    Things to do When Your ISP Goes Down

    1. Dial 911 immediately.2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past…
  • woman pointing

    Welcome Home

    A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter's plane. She had just come back from a…
  • picture of priest

    Pastoral Visit

    After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited…
  • Default Image

    Thanks

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an…
  • Default Image

    Job Search Woe

    Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure…

A Methodist minister meets three Baptist deacons on the golf course and invites them to come to his church some Sunday.  Not too many weeks thereafter and just as services are starting, they show up.

Attendance was good in the small Methodist church and there wasn't a pew available.  Several church members were already seated on folding chairs.  When the minister, just starting the service, saw the three Baptist deacons enter, he leaned down from the pulpit and whispered to the nearest usher, "Please get three chairs for my Baptist friends in the back."

The usher, hard of hearing, leaned closer and said, "I beg your pardon?"

"Get three chairs for my Baptist friends," repeated the minister.

The usher strained closer with a puzzled look still on his face.

Once more the minister tried, speaking slowly and distinctly.

"Three chairs.  For the Baptists," he enunciated.

The usher's face lit up in comprehension, and he turned to face the congregation.

"All right, everybody," he called out to the assembled worshipers.

"Three cheers for the Baptists!"

Powered By JFBConnect