More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Concert Lights

    My 14-year-old daughter, Maggie, and her best friend, Joannie are fans of 60's music.…
  • Default Image

    Goober 911

    Q: Why can't goobers dial 911?A: They can't find the "11" on the phone!
  • Default Image

    Hymns for Speeders

    Now, for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns for you: 45 mph.................God…
  • Default Image

    Coffee Pain

    Linda and Jill were chatting over coffee.Said Linda, "I've been experiencing a strange…
  • Default Image

    The Gift

    A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. A friend of his said, "I…
  • Default Image

    Kid Say

    The best laughs I have known in life have been from my own children. I have captured…
  • Default Image

    Waiting For A Table

    When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. I went up…
  • Default Image

    Quiz Query

    My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she…
  • wood 2x4

    Goober 2 by 4s

    A couple of goobers in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked into…
  • Default Image

    Baseball Basics

    At one point during a game, the baseball coach said to one of his young players, "Do you…
  • Default Image

    Priest's Uniform

    A little boy, not accustomed to seeing a priest in his "work uniform" went up to the…
  • Default Image

    Finkel's Fine

    A little woman called Mount Sinai Hospital. She said, Hello, darling, I'd like to talk…
  • Default Image

    Thanks, Honey

    A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer. The following exchange takes…
  • Default Image

    Ski Wax

    As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke…
  • Default Image

    Theory Testing Contest

    *Winners of a Recent Theory Testing Contest* HONOURABLE MENTION: The quantity of…

At my granddaughter's wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest. It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, "What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?"

I said, "The three most important words in a marriage are, 'You're probably right.'"

Everyone then looked at my husband. He said, "She's probably right."

Powered By JFBConnect