logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Three-Sixty 727

The controller who was working a busy pattern told the 727 on downwind to make a three-sixty (to do a complete circle, usually to provide spacing between aircraft).

The pilot of the 727 complained, "Do you know It costs us two thousand dollars to make a three-sixty in this airplane?

Without missing a beat the controller replied, "Roger, give me four thousand dollars worth!"

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Tennis Take On

    A manager has to take on some sport by his doctor so he decides to play tennis. After a…
  • Default Image

    Dance Rejection

    A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at…
  • Default Image

    Kids and Cliches

    I teach fourth grade in Ventura County, California. As a fun assignment, I gave the…
  • Default Image

    B.O.O.K.

    Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary…
  • Default Image

    Feeding the Baby

    My husband is wonderful with our baby daughter, but often he turns to me for advice.…
  • Default Image

    Are You a Policeman?

    A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover…
  • Default Image

    Tea Service

    One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old…
  • Default Image

    The Big Sale

    It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local…
  • computer-keyboard

    Computer Acronyms

    For those computer literate souls out there: ISDN - It Still Does Nothing APPLE -…
  • Default Image

    Keep Your Seat

    A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his…
  • Default Image

    Caught in the Act

    I was playing tooth fairy when my daughter, Marina, suddenly woke up. Seeing the money in…
  • studying ahead

    Ode To Finals Week

    Twas the night before finals, and all through the college,The students were praying for…
  • Default Image

    Little Benny

    Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was…
  • handcuff

    Houdini Wannabe

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
  • Default Image

    Bell Call

    The scene: Alexander Graham Bell's laboratory.An exciting new discovery is about to take…