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I had a near death experience that has changed me forever.
 
The other day, I went horseback riding.  Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but I was thrown off.
 
Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught up in the stirrup.  When this happened, I fell head first to the ground.  My head continued to bounce harder and harder, and the horse just wouldn't stop or slow down.
 
Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager saved the day and unplugged the ride. 
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