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    Lost Over Washington State

    A helicopter was flying around above Washington State yesterday when an electrical…
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    Towel Misunderstanding

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    Bible Answer

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    Signs The Car You Bought Is A Lemon

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    Elderly Couple Sharing

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    Cultural Ages

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    Shopping Plan

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    Silent Descent

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    Skiing Experience

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    Toy Advice

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    Good Singer

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    County Employees

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    Open Microphone

    While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
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    A Man's Guide to What A Woman Is Saying

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    Doctor Keeps Trying

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly in 20 minutes.

One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was still preaching to the congregation after 35 minutes. His wife managed a small signal, which fortunately he recognized as a sign he should come to a close.

When they got home after the service, the wife asked him why he got so muddled and why he went on speaking so long.

He answered, "Well, I've gotten into the habit of tucking a lozenge in my mouth before I stand to speak. When the lozenge has dissolved, I know it is time to stop. This morning, unfortunately I picked up a collar button instead of a lozenge."

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