logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Accident and Interview

    Thorn was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off…
  • Default Image

    Cow Help

    A man was driving down a country road in the middle of dairy farm country when his car…
  • Default Image

    Dentist Prayer

    One of my patients, about 6 yrs old, thought it wise to ask her dad to pray for her since…
  • Default Image

    Anniversary Card

    It was our second anniversary, and my husband sent me flowers at the office.He told the…
  • Default Image

    Sunday Drive

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police…
  • A young boy watches his dad help birth a calf.

    Calf Birth

    A man was helping one of his cows give birth when he noticed his 4-year-old son standing…
  • Default Image

    No More Gators

    While sports fishing off Melbourne Beach, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but…
  • Default Image

    Reading At Lunchtime

    A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench…
  • Default Image

    Kid Wisdom

    When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.Never tell your Mom…
  • Default Image

    Bar Room Houdini

    A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The "disturbance"…
  • sick

    Sick Days

    It was the toughest experience of my life. First, I got angina pectoris and then…
  • Default Image

    Most Difficult Case

    Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over dinner, one asked, "What…
  • Default Image

    Missed Call

    My daughter Marina worked in my law office while she attended graduate school. One…
  • Default Image

    Birth Warp

    Stationed in Okinawa, Japan, my son and his wife were expecting their first baby. I was…
  • Default Image

    Message Break

    A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle…
Some Tips for the Clueless

If you're bidding on a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.

If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.

If you want your refrigerator's ice maker to work, you need to hook it to a water source.  Air doesn't make good ice unless it is mixed with water.

No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not get heavier.

A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet.

It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.

When the PC says, "Insert diskette #2," don't do it immediately.  Remove disk #1 first, even if you're sure you can make them both fit in there.

When your PC says "You have mail," don't go to the company mailroom and look for a package.

The French version of Netscape Navigator doesn't translate English language web pages into French.

If you're in the armed services and it's April 1st and you get an e-mail message to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, don't.

If you go to the computer store to buy a mousepad, you don't have to specify whether it's for a Windows or a Macintosh.
Powered By JFBConnect