logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    More To Think About

    * Ever Wondered Why ....???? If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars…
  • Default Image

    The Woodcutter

    This fellow is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in his back yard. He goes to a…
  • Default Image

    Think of a Number

    Think of a number.Multiply it by 3.Now add 5.Take away the number you first thought…
  • garbage cans

    Career Choice

    A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows…
  • Default Image

    Dining Problem

    Everyone had weighed in, and our diet-workshop leader began her lecture on the week's…
  • cat lying down

    Politically Correct Cat Terms

    Politically correct terms for cat owners: - My cat does not barf hairballs, he is a…
  • Default Image

    Family Loop

    Many, many years agoWhen I was twenty three,I got married to a widow,Pretty as could be.…
  • Default Image

    Stranded on a Desert Island

    A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of…
  • Default Image

    104 Year Best

    Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing…
  • Default Image

    Payment Plan

    Pete and Gladys were looking at a new living room suite in the furniture store.Pete said…
  • Default Image

    Away From His Desk

    As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all…
  • Default Image

    Things Mom Doesn't Want To Hear

    "Mom's List Of Things She Does Not Want To Hear"1. I swallowed the goldfish.2. Your…
  • Default Image

    Rare Bible

    A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away…
  • Default Image

    Get Well Soon

    A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.The doctors…
  • Default Image

    Letter From A Farm Kid

    Letter from a farm kid, now at Paris Island Marine Corps recruit depot:Dear Ma and Pa:I…

~ Never squat with your spurs on!

~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.

~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman....
Neither one works.

~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew.
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.

~ If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.  He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.  The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

~ If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

~ Never smack a man who's chewin' tobacco.

~ It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

~ Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

~ Good judgement comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.

~ Always drink upstream from the herd.

~ Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.

~ If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

~ When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.

~ When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.

~ Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

~ Always take a good look at what you're about to eat.
It's not so important to know what it is, but it's critical to know what it was.

~ The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

~ Never miss a good chance to shut up.

Powered By JFBConnect