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    Forgive Your Enemies

    The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used "Forgive Your Enemies" as his subject. After a…
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    Honeymoon In England

    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick…
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    Homework Excuses

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    Battling Salons

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    What Don't You Have?

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    Cinnamon Rolls

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    Extra Languages

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    Parrot Auction

    One day a man went to an auction. While there, he bid on a parrot. He really wanted this…
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    Horseshoe Look

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    Hospital Forms

    In the admitting office of our hospital, some patients were filling out forms, others…
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    Today's Little Axioms

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    Car Recognition

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    A Letter From College

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    Parenting Idea

    I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What…
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    Novice Immerser

    The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath?  Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.  (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected.)

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