logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
  • students

    4th Grade Experiment

    The fourth-grade teacher had to leave the room for a few minutes. When she returned, she…
  • Default Image

    Plane Programming

    At a recent computer software engineering course, the participants were given an awkward…
  • Default Image

    Theory Testing Contest

    *Winners of a Recent Theory Testing Contest* HONOURABLE MENTION: The quantity of…
  • Default Image

    Good Old Days

    Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in…
  • Default Image

    Reindeer Gender

    According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer…
  • Default Image

    Funny Police Quotes

    Funny Police Quotes "The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out…
  • Default Image

    Tax Colors

    A Dutchman was explaining the red, white and blue Netherlands flag to an American."Our…
  • Default Image

    Homilies To Live By

    Homilies To Live ByGive a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to…
  • Default Image

    Wedding Blessing

    At a wedding ceremony that I was performing, I raised my hand to give the final…
  • Mount Union College Ohio

    Medieval History

    My friend, an American history professor at Mount Union College in Ohio, was asked to…
  • Default Image

    Vice President of Peas

    Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and…
  • Default Image

    Translated Golf

    An American was golfing at the Old Course in St. Andrews, Scotland. He slices his opening…
  • Default Image

    Good Doctors

    A fellow was asked if there were any good doctors is his home town. "Good doctors!" he…
  • Default Image

    B.O.O.K.

    Introducing the Bio-Optic Organized Knowledge software: B.O.O.K. BOOK is a revolutionary…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath?  Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.  (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected.)

Powered By JFBConnect