logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Birthday Greetings

    Seen on a birthday card.Forget about the past, You can't change it.Forget about the…
  • Default Image

    Goober Golf Dispute

    Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together. On the first tee, the first guy…
  • Default Image

    Goober In Library

    A goober walked up to the front desk of the library and said, "I borrowed a book last…
  • Default Image

    If You Go, I'll Go

    A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing. Several people hinted to him that he…
  • Default Image

    Quick Thinking Clerk

    There is a story about a new clerk in a supermarket. A customer asked him if she could…
  • man sad2

    Flower Request

    "I'm sorry," said the clerk in flower shop, "we don't have potted geraniums. Could you…
  • Default Image

    Roughing It

    A friend and his wife were considering traveling to Alaska for a trip that the husband…
  • Default Image

    Married Witness

    An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him,…
  • Default Image

    Insufficient Brain Activity

    A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy study, has discovered that…
  • Army march joke

    Morning March

    I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding…
  • Default Image

    Patient Problem

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
  • Default Image

    Sewing Lesson

    My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to…
  • Default Image

    The Flu Do-Si-Do

    Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu…
  • Default Image

    Family Problems

    Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of…
  • Default Image

    The Gas Men

    Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath?  Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.  (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected.)

Powered By JFBConnect