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    Who's The Expert?

    On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars…
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    Losing New Balls

    Morris had been playing golf for years. He always used the very finest equipment, but his…
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    Honeymoon In England

    On a visit to my wife's native England for our honeymoon, we arrived at London's Gatwick…
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    Still More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
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    Dog Stop

    Two dogs were walking down the street. The one dog says to the other, "Wait here a…
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    Listen For The Word

    Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless,…
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    Brain vs Brawn

    The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could out do anyone in…
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    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
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    Lion Attack

    Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both…
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    Play-Off Tickets

    A man goes to the Chicago Bear ticket office and inquires about purchasing play-off…
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    State of the Pastor

    The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.He walked…
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    Fire Test

    Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the local fire hall. Before each…
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    Rustic Dining

    As a trail guide in a national park, Danny ate with the rest of the seasonal staff in a…
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    One Little Square

    A little boy returning home from his first day at school said to his mother, "Mum, what`s…
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    Newborn Utterance

    The birth of our second child, a daughter, came after a long and difficult labor. But it…

Old telephone books make ideal personal address books.  Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know.

Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving across the road and mounting the curb.

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

No time for a bath?  Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by simply peeling it off.

Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them.  The red nails will be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet.  (Unless you have a red carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected.)

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