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    Check Signing

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    Shhhhhh!

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    New Windows Error Messages

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    A Hi-Tech Litmus Test

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    28 Ounce Water Pump

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    *Food Spoilage Tests For Bachelors*

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    Cute Baby

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    Newborn Utterance

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    Computer Support Woes

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    Restroom Bugs

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    One Parachute

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    Forklift Economy

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    1 in 5

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    Ah, Mozart

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Three students are leaving their last classes of the day.

The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee."

The English student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have latte."

The medical student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."

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