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    Hot Fishing Spot

    Two goobers go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st goober: I…
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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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    Flight Control Software

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    Testimony Night

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    Lost, Found Changed

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    Freedom Peppers

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    You Know You Are From Arizona When

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    Accents

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    Ten Dresses

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    Bank Hiccups

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    Great Cheese

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    First Time Skydiver

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    Getting Younger

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    Nervous Bride

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    Yard Sale Anger

    A woman was taking her time browsing through everything at a friend's yard sale, and said…

One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" her husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."

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