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    Turtle Ears

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    Truth About Children

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    Fish Heads

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    Away From His Desk

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    In the Dorm

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    "R" Troubles

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    Collateral

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    Today's Little Axioms

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    A Dollar Per Point

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One of my daughter's wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. "Get the owner's manual!" her husband shouted.

"I can't find it anywhere!" she cried, searching through the box.

"Oops!" came a voice from the kitchen. "Well, the toast is fine, but the owner's manual is burnt to a crisp."

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