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    Emergency Visit

    A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.She…
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    Backwoods Labor

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    Putting the Cat Out

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    2 Bad Days

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    Vacation Cut

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    Cow Legs

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    Feeding the Baby

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    Kitten Saga

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    Methuselah Diet

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    Frazzled Doctor

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    Arguing

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When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place some bread in both slots of our toaster so that it would be ready to cook just before serving.

Considering the opportunity, he pulled a chair to the counter and politely asked, "Mommy, may I flush the toaster?"
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