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    Family Dinner

    Family dinner was an enjoyable weekly ritual for us. Although my Mother was in her late…
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    The Hokey Pokey

    *The Hokey Pokey*Original LyricsPut your left foot in,Your left foot out,Your left foot…
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    The Next One

    After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband…
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    Back To School

    After raising 4 kids, and losing one husband, I decided to return to college and get the…
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    Translation Please

    A French guest, staying in a American hotel called room service for some pepper. "Black…
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    Strange 911 Calls

    *Strange 911 Calls*A call came into 911 Emergency because two couples were going to share…
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    Homework Problem

    One of my third-graders came to school crying. "Jonathan's upset because he couldn't…
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    You are a lousy cook if.…

    You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they…
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    Accounting Secret

    There was once an accounting firm where the senior CPA knew everything there was to know…
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    Next Pastor

    Rev. Jones shocked the congregation when he announced his resignation from the church and…
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    NRA Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a…
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    Welcome to the Neighborhood

    A family who had just moved into a new neighborhood was anxious to make a good…
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    ATM Correction

    My father began teaching business classes at the local prison through a community…
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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

    Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy…
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    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.
2.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3.  A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4.  On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6.  Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?
7.  I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
8.  When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9.  Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10.  Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11.  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12.  He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13.  She's always late.  Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
15.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
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