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    Orchestra Note

    While a famous orchestra was on tour, the conductor found this note under his hotel room…
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    Road Crew Signs

    While driving through South Carolina, I kept having to slow down for road repair crews.To…
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    Collect Call

    My mother was away all weekend at a business conference.During a break, she decided to…
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    Second Try

    Arriving home from work at my usual hour of 5 p.m., I discovered that it had not been one…
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    Parking Space Sign Language

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    Marine Comeback

    During mail call one evening at Marine Corps boot camp, I received several letters from…
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    Whale Speak

    An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.…
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    Cell Phone Find

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    Official ID Card

    My husband, a U.S. Coast Guard pilot, was on an exchange tour with the Royal Navy in…
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    Chocolate Calories

    A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a…
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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    4 Year Ceiling

    A young woman, pursuing a graduate degree in art history, was going to Italy to study the…
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    Cat Musings**********

    I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that…
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    Bathroom Exasperation

    As the lone female in our house, I find that certain male habits have really begun to get…
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    Joey Sets The Table

    A certain man had invited the pastor and his wife for dinner, and it was little Joey's…
1.  Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some don't have film.
2.  He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3.  A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
4.  On the other hand, you have different fingers.
5.  Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6.  Back up my hard drive?  How do I put it in reverse?
7.  I just got lost in thought.  It was unfamiliar territory.
8.  When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
9.  Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
10.  Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
11.  I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
12.  He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
13.  She's always late.  Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
14.  You have the right to remain silent.  Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
15.  I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
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