logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Signs You Are Broke

    1. American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!" 2. Your idea of a 7-course…
  • Default Image

    Zookeeper's Dilemma

    A zookeeper wanted to get some extra animals for his zoo, so he decided to compose a…
  • Default Image

    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
  • Default Image

    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
  • Default Image

    Medically Speaking

    The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he…
  • Default Image

    Nice Boyfriend

    One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they…
  • Default Image

    Arguing

    The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
  • Default Image

    Priory Priority

    The 104-year-old building that had served as the priory and primary student residence of…
  • Default Image

    Lunch and Learn

    The company I work for sometimes holds "Lunch and Learn" seminars for employees during…
  • Default Image

    Hearing Request

    During a January revival an evangelist asked the people in line what they needed.One…
  • Default Image

    Cow Philosophies

    Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms. Socialism: you have two…
  • Default Image

    4 Year Old Rider

    Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old…
  • Default Image

    Traffice Warning

    As he was driving home from work, a man in a rural community was stopped by a local…
  • Default Image

    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…
  • Default Image

    Late at Walmart

    Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on…

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush.

He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

Powered By JFBConnect