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    Mom's Phone

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    Read The Label

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    Do You Understand?

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    Helping Daddy

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    Low Watt Stories

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    Eye Contact

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    Muffled Workers

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    Weddings and Funerals

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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    How To Train A Cat

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    Threatening Letters

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    Wig Eye Witness

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    Toy Disclaimers

    Honest Toy Disclaimers * No beanies or babies harmed in the manufacture of this product.…
A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?'

The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.'

The fellow said, 'Ugh!  I don't want anything coming out of a cow's mouth

 .  .  . Fry me up a couple of eggs!'"
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