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Tongue and Eggs

A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?'

The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.'

The fellow said, 'Ugh!  I don't want anything coming out of a cow's mouth

 .  .  . Fry me up a couple of eggs!'"

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