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    Growing Up

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    Smart As A Brick

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    Another Virus Warning

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    Some Things You Can't Escape

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    Golf Survey

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    Dollar Measure

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    Football Newbie

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    How To Please Your I.T. Department

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    Planting Time

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    Dryer Message

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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

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    Other Uses for Fruitcake

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    Top Ten Y2K Survivalists To Do Lis

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    Joey Sets The Table

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    Haircut ID

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A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?'

The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.'

The fellow said, 'Ugh!  I don't want anything coming out of a cow's mouth

 .  .  . Fry me up a couple of eggs!'"
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