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Details: Written by Pastor Tim; Published: 24 December 2006

A fellow went into a restaurant and asked, 'What's the special of the day?'

The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.'

The fellow said, 'Ugh! I don't want anything coming out of a cow's mouth

. . . Fry me up a couple of eggs!'"

Created: 24 December 2006

Last Updated: 13 July 2011

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