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Tonsils

A young boy of four was going into hospital to have his tonsils removed.  He told his playmate, "I'll be gone for a while.  I have to have surgery."

On the day he was admitted his mother asked the Dr., "Could you please also circumcise him while he is asleep."

The Dr.  agreed.  The boy woke up and was very sore down there for several days.

After about a week he got to see his playmate again and the playmate informed him that he was also going to have to have his tonsils out soon.  He asked him to tell him about the surgery.

The little boy replied, 'All I can tell you is your tonsils ain't where you think they are.'

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