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    Late Night Studying

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    Blockbuster Surprise

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    Nice Boyfriend

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    Sunday School Trap

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    Mom's Clarinet

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    Walk-in Scream

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    Doily Box

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    Tax Colors

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    Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

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    Sunday Funnies

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    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
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    Watch This

    A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet…
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    Elderly Couple Sharing

    A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that…
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    Checking Newbie

    Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new…
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    Government Car

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Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?"

8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?"

7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?"

6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?"

5. "Is it true that the Chinese use these instead of forks?"

4. "I like to dress the tubes in tiny little clothes I make. Is this illegal?"

3. "Is it available in a spray?"

2. "I wrote a 22-page poem about Chap Stick. Where do I send it?"

1. "I lost my Chap Stick -- did anyone turn it in?"

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