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    Three Escape

    Three women escaped from prison....one was a goober. They ran for miles until they came…
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    Head First Entry

    A jeweler standing behind the counter of his shop after hours was astounded to see a…
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    Scientist's Convention

    In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the…
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    Flight Control Software

    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given…
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    Dinner Guests

    The hostess (with a daughter of marriageable age - of long duration) sent out an…
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    Laws of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of ParenthoodA child's behavior…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #3

    Why doesn't DOS ever say 'EXCELLENT'Shell to DOS, Come in DOS, do you COPY?All computers…
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    Mom's Special Brownies

    "Mom's Special Brownies"Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup…
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    Travel Deal

    A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for…
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    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
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    Super Golfball

    Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that…
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    Lost Bible

    The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the…
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    Range Cancelled

    At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second…
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    Grandmother on the Stand

    A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a…
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    Spelling Information

    "Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company." "Would you spell that,…

Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?"

8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?"

7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?"

6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?"

5. "Is it true that the Chinese use these instead of forks?"

4. "I like to dress the tubes in tiny little clothes I make. Is this illegal?"

3. "Is it available in a spray?"

2. "I wrote a 22-page poem about Chap Stick. Where do I send it?"

1. "I lost my Chap Stick -- did anyone turn it in?"

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