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    Finish Paving

    While a friend and I were visiting Annapolis, we noticed several students on their hands…
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    Materialistic Or What?

    A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to…
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    Yesterday Computer Song

    Do you know the song "Yesterday"? Then sing along to this computer version. Yesterday,…
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    Exam Assistance

    In the examination paper, the professor wanted us to sign a form stating that we had not…
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    Abstract Noun

    "An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is something you can think of, but you can't touch…
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    Two-Part Question

    Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $50,000 Question. The night before the…
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    Parking Space Sign Language

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    Definitions

    ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.…
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    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
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    Grandfather Putt

    Playing golf with his buddies, my grandfather had to make a slick 45-foot, downhill putt.…
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    Lunch On The Bank

    A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve…
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    Nabbed

    My friend, the manager of a grocery store, nabbed a shoplifter in the act. He was…
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    Speeding Stories

    *PULLED OVER* "Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the…
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    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
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    A Few Fishing Definitions

    HOOK - (1) A curved piece of metal used to catch fish. (2) A clever advertisement used to…

Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?"

8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?"

7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?"

6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?"

5. "Is it true that the Chinese use these instead of forks?"

4. "I like to dress the tubes in tiny little clothes I make. Is this illegal?"

3. "Is it available in a spray?"

2. "I wrote a 22-page poem about Chap Stick. Where do I send it?"

1. "I lost my Chap Stick -- did anyone turn it in?"

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