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    Wittle Wabbits

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    Speeding Stories

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    Ecumenical Small Talk

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    You Know You Are Over the Hill When

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    Meteor Miss

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    Do Not Talk To My Parrot

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    Computer Career

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    Looking For Barney

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    Get Your Sister

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    A Father's Method

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    Dog Applicant

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    Two-Part Question

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Top Nine Stupid Questions Received by the Chap Stick Hotline

9. "Hi, is this the chopstick hotline?"

8. "Okay, I removed the cap -- now what?"

7. "Can I use it to highlight passages in books?"

6. "Is it safe for my kitty's lips?"

5. "Is it true that the Chinese use these instead of forks?"

4. "I like to dress the tubes in tiny little clothes I make. Is this illegal?"

3. "Is it available in a spray?"

2. "I wrote a 22-page poem about Chap Stick. Where do I send it?"

1. "I lost my Chap Stick -- did anyone turn it in?"

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