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    Lost Balloon

    A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots…
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    No Horns

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    Campaign Funding

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    Bible Answer

    A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible…
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    Hand Dryers

    My pastor friend put sanitary hot air hand dryers in the rest rooms at his church and…
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    Scale Pondering

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    Movie Seats

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    What A Hoot

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
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    You are a lousy cook if.…

    You are a lousy cook if.... Your family automatically heads for the table every time they…
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    What's Good Tonight?

    Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to…
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    Summer Job Hunt

    My brother wants me to find him a summer job. He asked me to check with my boss, my…
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    Laws of Life

    * Murphy's First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the…
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    Community Newspaper

    Gilbert, South Carolina is such a small community, I was surprised that they had a…
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    Driver's License Examiners

    While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau…
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    Silent Descent

    Teddy came thundering down the stairs, much to his father's annoyance. "Teddy," he…
*Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff*

1.  CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe."

2.  Dr.  Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant."

3.  Windows 98 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."

4.  Company softball team down-sized to chess team.

5.  Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.

6.  Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."

7.  Company president now driving a Hyundai.

8.  Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat booth.

9.  Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

10.  Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.
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