logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff

*Top Signs Your Company is Planning a Layoff*

1.  CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe."

2.  Dr.  Kevorkian hired as "Transition Consultant."

3.  Windows 98 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking for Work."

4.  Company softball team down-sized to chess team.

5.  Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.

6.  Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."

7.  Company president now driving a Hyundai.

8.  Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned Fotomat booth.

9.  Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.

10.  Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Handy Gadget

    After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time,…
  • Default Image

    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
  • Default Image

    Cat Musings**********

    I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that…
  • Default Image

    Essay Woe

    CleanLaugh list member Richard Killey sent me this real life school note dilemma in…
  • Default Image

    Toaster Request

    When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place…
  • Default Image

    Photo Radar

    A motorist was unknowingly caught in an automated speed trap that measured his speed…
  • Default Image

    What's for Dinner?

    What's for dinner? Can't eat beef......mad cowCan't eat chicken...... bird fluCan't eat…
  • Default Image

    Kidnapped

    Most Friday nights at the Naval Station in Bermuda, we would assemble at the officers…
  • Default Image

    House Call

    Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.…
  • Default Image

    Curbing Church Growth

    25 Easy Ways to Curb the Annoying Problem of Church Growth1. Begin your message with the…
  • Default Image

    More Bulletin Bloopers

    Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which…
  • Default Image

    New Russian

    I just returned from a mission trip in Belarus, where we were building churches. My…
  • Default Image

    Church Dictionary

    From the church dictionary: AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.…
  • leftovers

    Family Pressure

    Three wives were bemoaning their husbands' attitudes towards leftovers: "It gets rough,"…
  • Default Image

    "Brake Down"

    My boss' wife Sherry was exasperated with her younger sister, who bought an unreliable…