logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off

9. Pushes his personal brand of 'pull start' furnaces

8. Dave Lennox beat him up once

7. Uses magnifying glass and really bright flashlight to try and re-light furnace

6. Assures you his new efficient furnace only emits "CO2 Lite"

5. The instruction manual he leaves behind just says, "Light fuse, get away"

4. Tools consist of duct tape, tin foil, and a rabbit's foot

3. Estimates your bill by shaking a bag of chicken bones

2. You notice his furnace filters all say "Mr. Coffee" on them

1. When firemen arrive, they all say his name in unison

Copyright 2006 Dave Tippett (This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.). Permission is granted to send this to others, with attribution, but not for commercial purposes.
Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • A funny joke about a dad and his son out fishing.

    Questions

    A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…
  • Default Image

    Enjoyment of Food

    Old Abraham was a poor tailor whose shop was next door to a very upscale French…
  • Default Image

    Card Reader Instructions

    Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe…
  • Default Image

    God Will Provide

    A young woman brings home her fiance to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells…
  • Default Image

    Smoke Detector Lesson

    One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our…
  • Default Image

    FROLIC Memo

    To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season…
  • Default Image

    Shirt Note

    The trendy dresser fancied himself quite a lady-killer, and was delighted to find a note…
  • Default Image

    Definition of a Bar-B-Que

    Definition of a Bar-B-QueIt's the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man…
  • Default Image

    Goober Job Interview

    An goober goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.…
  • man

    The Perfect Man

    The finalist has been named in the worldwide search for the perfect man. After careful…
  • Default Image

    D.C. Flyover

    On a recent trip to Washington, D.C., my brother-in-law overheard a patriotic father…
  • Default Image

    Time Travel

    Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard…
  • map forest

    Wilderness Guide

    "We pass this way but once," we have heard it said. But my wife has learned that, unless…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph

    A doctor wrote about an epitaph he had seen in a local cemetery:"In memory of my father:…
  • Default Image

    Job Impressions

    I had always talked about my job a lot at home, and my young daughter had always…