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    Deputy Goober

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    Speeding Excuses

    Philadelphia's Highway Patrol officers hear all kinds of creative excuses that drivers…
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    Tim Robbed

    One night, Tim was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Tim and the…
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    Need a Push

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over…
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    Animal Superbowl

    During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals…
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    Cow Puzzler

    This is a cool puzzler. See if you can follow it - out loud is even better!1. Say COW…
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    Golf Deduction

    Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, a priest and three other men of the cloth…
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    Guard Dog Sniff

    My boyfriend, Tim, a mechanic, does work for the Air Force Academy. One day, a guard…
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    The Bethelehem Innkeeper's Top 10 Excuses

    Here are the top ten excuses the Bethlehem Innkeeper gave for not giving Joseph and Mary…
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    Coverup Catch

    This guy had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without…
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    Clerk Problem

    In a department store, Sandra and a patient clerk were having a hard time getting…
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    Mike's Girlfriend

    After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him --…
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    50th Anniversary

    At my grandparents 50th wedding anniversary, I was looking through a photo album of their…
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    Penny Problems

    After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard…
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    Help Desk

    A man who worked the help desk for a large company received a call one day from a…

10.  "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"

9.  "Exterminator down!  Exterminator down!  Send backup!!!  Extermin..."

8.  "The GOOD news is...  you have termites."

7.  "Do you happen to have a large net?"

6.  "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."

5.  "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me."

4.  "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

3.  "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today."

2.  "Bend over.  Your wife, too."

1.  "Shazbot!  I accidentally killed Mindy!"

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