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    Doctor News

    A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Interview Phrases

    Phrases for you to use in a job interview - or to interpret when interviewing! Phrase:…
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    Sports Injury

    Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on his shins, so…
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    Cow-isms

    *Various organizational philosophies explained in "two cow" terms.* Socialism: You have…
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    Never Too Old

    Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one…
  • A funny clean joke about a dog and a truck and a parking lot.

    Dog Driver

    As I drove into a parking lot, I noticed that a pickup truck with a dog sitting behind…
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    The French Legionnaires

    There's these two French Legionnaires in the desert, and they've been separated from…
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    Arrangements

    It was a difficult subject to bring before his aged mother, but John felt that he must:…
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    Break Even

    Two men are in a bank when armed robbers break in.One robber rushes the teller windows,…
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    Call To Mom

    A man called his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," said the mother.…
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    Pitching Control

    A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk…
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    Mouse Mom

    A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks…
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    You and Your Boss: The Subtle Differences

    If you take a long time, you're slow. But if your boss takes a long time, he's thorough.…
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    Restaurant Service

    The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a…

10.  "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"

9.  "Exterminator down!  Exterminator down!  Send backup!!!  Extermin..."

8.  "The GOOD news is...  you have termites."

7.  "Do you happen to have a large net?"

6.  "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."

5.  "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me."

4.  "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

3.  "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today."

2.  "Bend over.  Your wife, too."

1.  "Shazbot!  I accidentally killed Mindy!"

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