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    Noise Abatement

    "Flight 1234," the control tower advised, "turn right 45 degrees for noise…
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    Old Goats

    A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a…
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    The Perfect Church Design

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three month…
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    Lost Gas Cap

    David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven…
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    Romantic Switch

    Although he had packed his bag for a business trip the night before, my husband planned…
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    Purse Contents

    As the bus pulled away, I realized I had left my purse under the seat. Later I called the…
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    Foreign Pizza

    An American businessman goes to Japan on a business trip, but he hates Japanese food, so…
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    September 11 Update

    Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent…
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    Telephone Answering Ordeal

    A woman was at home with her children when the telephone rang. In going to answer it, she…
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    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
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    Low Watt Stories

    True Stories, by David Smith I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw that you…
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    Largest Amphibious Assault

    I had been teaching my seventh-graders about World War II, and a test question was, "What…
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    Roughhousing

    A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, Peter, I know…
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    Lariat Training

    More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to…
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    Clothes Hamper

    I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…

10.  "EEEEEKKK!!!!!!"

9.  "Exterminator down!  Exterminator down!  Send backup!!!  Extermin..."

8.  "The GOOD news is...  you have termites."

7.  "Do you happen to have a large net?"

6.  "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."

5.  "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me."

4.  "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

3.  "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today."

2.  "Bend over.  Your wife, too."

1.  "Shazbot!  I accidentally killed Mindy!"

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