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    Golf Survey

    My job as a land surveyor took me to a golf course that was expanding from 9 holes to 18…
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    Lariat Training

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    Free to Go

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    Finish Paving

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    Why Ask Why

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    Ice Capades

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    Overdue Rent

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    Newcomer Court

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    Songs For People Over 40

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    20 Like You

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    Pick a Hymn

    One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and…
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    Home Donations

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    Forgetfulness

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    Looking For Barney

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    House Call

    Old Dr. Carver still made house calls. One afternoon he was called to the Tuttle house.…

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9.  "Exterminator down!  Exterminator down!  Send backup!!!  Extermin..."

8.  "The GOOD news is...  you have termites."

7.  "Do you happen to have a large net?"

6.  "You know, I'm also a taxidermist."

5.  "Ma'am, I'm afraid you need to let me take the oatmeal raisin cookies with me."

4.  "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

3.  "Hi, I'm Willie Nelson and I'll be your exterminator today."

2.  "Bend over.  Your wife, too."

1.  "Shazbot!  I accidentally killed Mindy!"

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