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    Paying For The Damage

    A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The…
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    Tired of Rejection?

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    Toaster Request

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    Overheard At The Cemetery

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    Run Through the Woods

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    Genetically Modified Food

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    Norma Findlay in Room 302

    A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Michael's Hospital. She timidly asked, Is it possible…
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    No Matter What

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    Baggage Problem

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    Cruise Questions

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    Super Dress

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    Call to Principal

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    Speeding Juggler

    A driver was pulled over for speeding by a police officer. As the officer was writing the…
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    Test Results Good News

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    Gift Diamonds

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10. Apologize to neighbors about the tripwire incident...offer to replace dog.

9. Take up pork & beans skeet shooting.

8. Gather recipes for Spam, dehydrated potatoes, and crow.

7. Cancel subscription to Stockpilers Quarterly, but keep the free can opener.

6. Convert weapons back to semi-auto.

5. Pitch "1000 Ideas for Wheat Gluten" to Martha Stewart's people.

4. Return 753 videos to Blockbuster.

3. Water yard...one lousy gallon at a time.

2. Find grocery store receipt for 10,000 packets of Ramen noodles.

1. Make friends with the 6 billion other Y2K survivors.

 

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