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    You Look Tired

    A coworker told me that I looked tired. "I am," I said. "I just finished 50 push-ups."…
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    Prayer Positions

    Three ministers sat discussing the best positions for prayer while a telephone repairman…
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    Doctor Keeps Trying

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
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    Are You a Policeman?

    A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover…
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    Fish Heads

    A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and…
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    Thanks

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an…
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    Talking in Your Sleep

    A wife and husband both talked in their sleep. She loved auctions; his hobby was golf.The…
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    Instructions for Microsoft's New TV Dinner

    You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept and honour…
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    Three Gifts

    Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. They discussed the gifts they…
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    Remembering Names

    When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their…
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    How to Bathe a Cat

    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet. 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet…
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    It Might Be Cleaner

    After trying for hours to get my daughters to clean their room, I burst in and yelled,…
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    Government Car

    As my husband, the county highway commissioner, was driving to the hospital for treatment…
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    New Appointment

    Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is…
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    Incapacitated

    I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part…

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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