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    Apology

    A customer at the counter of a lawn ornament shop: "Give me four of those pinwheels, two…
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    Prison Joke Book

    It was Mickey's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells…
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    Gift Excitement

    The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very…
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    IRS Audit

    A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come to…
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    What Is That?

    A young man who left his home in Texas at an early age, finally purchased his own ranch…
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    VP Moniker

    The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good…
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    Sightseeing at Alcatraz

    A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase…
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    Artist's Sketch

    Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got…
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    Board Meeting

    After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with the church…
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    Computer T-Shirt Slogans - #1

    Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.As a computer, I find your faith in technology…
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    What's Wrong Now?

    My friend, an ex-Marine Aviator wanted to show off his new twin-engine plane. I was…
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    Bat Delivery

    As the manager of our hospital's softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment…
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    Computer Help Desk

    Heard by the computer help desk:A customer couldn't get on the Internet:Helpdesk: "Are…
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    New Librarian

    The new librarian decided that instead of checking out children's books by writing the…
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    Politically Correct Statements

    Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive." Kids don't get grounded…

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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