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    Weather Forecaster

    To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door…
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    Dun in Texas

    A cowboy (named Julius?) rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.…
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    Rice Preference

    The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of…
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    Ancestry

    The following was overheard at a recent 'high society' party."My ancestry goes back all…
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    New Passport Photo

    Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old…
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    Without Glasses

    Soon after our last child left home for college, my husband was resting next to me on the…
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    Grandmothers

    The following have been taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds.A grandmother…
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    Better Grades

    The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite…
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    Restaurant Return

    An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an…
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    Learned From a Snowman

    "All I Need to Know about Life I Learned From a Snowman.... " --It's okay if you're a…
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    Resume Blunders

    How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples:"My…
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    Medical Fraud

    The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal…
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    Taking Down The Flag

    My husband was serving his last few years of military service on active duty with an Army…
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    Seen This?

    I had trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of advancing…
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    Gators!

    While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim,…

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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