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    White Gloves

    Frequent hand washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh weather combined…
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    Bank Line

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    Seniors' Special

    We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "Seniors' Special" was two eggs, bacon,…
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    The End Of The World

    When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it? USA Today: WE'RE DEAD The…
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    Exercise Routine

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    Golf Comeback

    (This joke is based on an actual event which is a part of golf lore around the world). A…
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    Every Word

    A professor asked a student to remain for a few moments after class. Holding out the…
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    Excerpts From Actual Letters Sent To Landlords

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    English Errors

    English is such a tough language to master. There are more exceptions to the rules than…
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    Trading Caps

    I have a friend who filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had…
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    Doll Play

    Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR…
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    Knowing the Numbers

    The teacher asked one of her young students if he knew his numbers."Yes," he said. "I do.…
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    Bath Note

    Dear Kids,Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath.…
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    Flower Switch

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.

But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.

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