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    A Touch of Home

    Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home…
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    Great Cheese

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    Silent Monastery

    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is…
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    Dirty Hands in Class

    A teacher sees a student entering the classroom, his hands are very dirty.She stopped him…
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    Dog Barking Payback

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    Joining the Church

    After the service a young couple talked to the pastor about joining the church. I hadn't…
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    Talking Surprise

    On a hot summer day, a farmer and his dog were riding in a wagon pulled by two horses.…
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    Ooops in the Forest

    Two hikers were walking through some foothills when they came upon a 6 foot wide hole in…
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    Social Showdown

    Two older women, Coleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a…
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    Realistic Fishing Proverb

    Give a man a fish and he will eat all day. Teach a man to fish and he will go out and buy…
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    Dad Knew

    My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.He told me that he knew…
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    Read Carefully

    My family physician told me of an incident that actually happened to him back in the…
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    Let's Play House

    A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.The girl approached the boy and…
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    Broken Bone

    While leading a tour of kindergarten students through our hospital, I overheard a…
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    Anti-Burglar Signs

    The following are a few simple ways to keep burglars out of the house by putting a few…

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.

"Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton.

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