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    Paying For The Damage

    A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The…
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    2 Words

    A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then…
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    Navajo Wisdom

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    Things My Mother Taught Me

    My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go…
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    Most Famous Man

    A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one…
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    You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When

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    Biggest Lie

    Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, "Why are you…
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    Second Wave

    While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the…
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    You Know It's Time To Turn Your Computer Off When

    You know it's time to turn your computer off and read a book when ....... 1. A friend…
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    Surgery Plan

    We were on our way to the hospital where our 16-year-old daughter was scheduled to…
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    Phone Calls

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please. Operator: I'm…
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    Amazing Golf Ball

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    Cry On for Crayons

    The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the…
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    Morning Tea

    Little Johnny's father was a pastor in a small church.One day, his father told Little…
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    You Might Be an Engineer If...

    * You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.* You chuckle…

Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.

"Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton.

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