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    Too Distant / Too Close

    The showers in my daughter's dorm turned scalding hot whenever a toilet was flushed. To…
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    Tree Trouble

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    Five Steps to a Healthy Diet

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    Think!

    In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the…
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    One-liners

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    How Hot Is It?

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    Hospital Regulations

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    Visiting List

    A Catholic priest I once knew went to the hospital to visit patients. Stopping at the…
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    Top Ten Y2K Survivalists To Do Lis

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    Goober Guess

    This goober named Jed was walking down the road one day when he came across his friend,…
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    'Coons From Heaven

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    Summer Plans

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    Giuseppe Spomdalucci

    To impress his date, the young man took her to a very chick Italian restaurant. After…
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    Cry On for Crayons

    The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the…
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    Politcal Quotes

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Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.

"Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton.

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