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    Piranha Spell

    While my third-grade class was completing a writing exercise, one of the students asked…
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    Golf Meditations

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    Sugar Worry

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    Translated Golf

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    Lost Balloon

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    English Time

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    Computer Users

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    Gender Smarts

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    Chow

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    Help Wanted

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    Fishing Mirror

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    Rare Bible

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    Pepper Advice

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Driving along an outback road in Australia, I spied an exotic bird flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking red-and-gold beak. "Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.

"Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton.

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