logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Towel Misunderstanding

One day a child at my four-year-old's Sunday school class told her classmates that she needed a 'damp towel.' Some of the other kids thought she said a naughty word and told on her.

The teacher stepped in to explain, "If your mommy asked you to bring her a damp towel, what does she want?"

A little girl blurted out, "She means she wants that towel right now!"

More Jokes

  • dog9

    Why Dogs Can't Use Computers

    10. He's distracted by cats chasing his mouse. 9. SIT and STAY were hard enough; CUT and…
  • Default Image

    Things Overheard on Noah's Ark

    10. "Did anyone think about bringing a couple of umbrellas?"9. "Hey, there are more than…
  • Default Image

    Mail Worker

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
  • Default Image

    Battle Of The Dogs

    The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued…
  • Default Image

    4 Year Old Rider

    Mother asks little Johnny, as they wait for the bus, to tell the driver he is 4 years old…
  • picture of a judge's gavel

    I'll Testify To That

    Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the…
  • Default Image

    Vicar's Surprise

    A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month…
  • Default Image

    Corn Problem

    We were eating corn on the cob two weeks ago and my 5-year-old daughter Rachel seemed to…
  • Default Image

    In A Few Moments

    So far today, Lord, I've done all right; I haven't gossiped, haven't lost my temper,…
  • Default Image

    Grandma Thanks

    A grandmother was headed out the door to go to church one Sunday when she got a call from…
  • Default Image

    Obituary Notice

    A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for her recently…
  • Default Image

    Ammunition Substantiation

    An infantry brigade was training in the summer heat, learning methods to counter…
  • Default Image

    Amazing Anagrams

    Not strictly humor, but truly amazing....Dormitory = Dirty RoomThe Morse Code = Here Come…
  • Default Image

    --- WARNING, DANGER! ---

    --- WARNING, DANGER! --- I know this guy whose neighbor, a young man, was home recovering…
  • Default Image

    Roof Chicken

    One day a State Trooper was pulling off an expressway near Chicago. When he turned onto…