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    Fishy Dinner

    A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work and everyone was encouraged to bring…
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    Open Microphone

    While my son was on the Navy carrier USS George Washington, the air wing was busy with…
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    Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead at 71

    Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He…
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    Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Computer Hacker

    10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was for $20,000.9. He's won the…
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    Silly Q&A

    Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?He's all right…
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    What "Guy" Phrases Really Mean

    "I'm going fishing."really means..."I'm going to go and stand by a stream with a stick in…
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    Efficient Breakfast

    The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to…
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    Legal Contracts

    The professor of a contract law class asked one of his better students, "If you were to…
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    Coin Test

    During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids.…
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    Funny Answering Machines

    "Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very…
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    School Daze

    It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from…
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    Why Parents Go Gray

    The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem…
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    Understanding the Metric System

    1 million microphones = 1 megaphone1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles2000 mockingbirds = 2…
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    Directions

    A friend was thinking about buying a new house in the country and asked me to come out…
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    Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment

    *Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment* - I don't know what we'll do without you,…

We were thoroughly confused. While transcribing medical audiotapes, my co-worker came upon the following garbled diagnosis: "This man has pholenfrometry."

Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double-checked with Doctor Mike Wilson. After listening to the tape, he shook his head.

"This man," he said, translating for her, "has fallen from a tree."

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