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    Accountancy Exam

    Dewey wanted to be an accountant, so he went and took the accountancy exam.Examiner: If I…
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    Ticketing Mom?

    Thanks to Kathy Edwards for submitting this true story. She wrote, "Pastor Tim, This…
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    Chain Fired

    A guy walks into the human resources department of a large company and hands the…
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    Compliments to the Chef

    I have a reputation for not being a fantastic cook. One evening I worked particularly…
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    Travelling Too Light

    A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in…
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    Inferior Bags

    It was very crowded at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large…
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    Farming Dream

    The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,…
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    Do It Yourself

    When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a…
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    Cover All Exits!

    During a bank robbery the police chief told the sergeant to cover all exits so the…
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    Bottle Drive

    The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but…
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    Bath Note

    Dear Kids,Don't be alarmed, the world isn't coming to an end. I am simply taking a bath.…
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    Your Cat's New Year's Resolutions

    My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not…
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    *Famous Sports Quotes*

    "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman…
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    Hans Olaffsen's Laundry

    Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants,…

A travel agent said to his customer, "I can get you three days and two nights in Rome for a hundred bucks."

"How come so cheap?" replied the customer.

The travel agent told him, "The days are July 11, 12 and 13. The nights are July 21 and 22."

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