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    Saved by the Tomato

    A story is told of an unemployed man who is desperate to support his family. His wife…
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    Duelling Barbers

    A new hair salon opened up for business right across the street from the old established…
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    Worthy Cause

    As a traffic safety consultant, I often gave talks on accident prevention. One night…
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    Dollar Math

    "If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you…
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    Military Computer Manners

    The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic…
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    Empty Nest Craft

    I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty-nester. One night I was trying out an art…
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    Lunch On The Bank

    A pastor and two of his deacons are out on the river fishing in their rowboat. Twelve…
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    Major League Snacks

    I took my son to his first Major League baseball game when he was four. The game was…
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    Carried Away Shopping

    In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was…
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    The Chief's Wife

    "NEXT," the conference emcee announced, "we have the chief of the Minnesota State Patrol,…
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    A Brother Names the Babies

    A pregnant woman from Washington, D.C., (whose husband was out of the country) gets in a…
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    Takes One To Know One

    Sitting at a table in the clubhouse after a game, Joe said to a fellow club member, "I'm…
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    Are You The Defendant?

    The judge read the charges, then asked, "Are you the defendant in this case?""No sir,…
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    Laundry Husband

    One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he…
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    Getting Older

    Amy and Jamie are old friends. They have both been married to their husbands for a long…

A porter loaded down with suitcases followed the couple to the airline check-in counter.

As they approached the line, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to the wife, "Why didn't you bring the piano, too?"

"Are you trying to be funny?" she replied.

"No, I really wish you had" he sighed. "I left the tickets on it."

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