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    Ahh . . . Friendship

    A man, fond of practical jokes, decided late one night to send his friend a collect…
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    Loose Fitting Clothing

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    Three Mothers

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    Golfing Seniors

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    Orchestra Note

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    Weather Forecaster

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    Goober In Library

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    DIY Complications

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    Get Well Soon

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    Cheap Suit

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    Swim of Love

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    Mother Quotes

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    Ignored Phone

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    Surgery Beauty

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    Message Puzzle

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Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, Dad was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and put the tree in the garage whenever the temperature dropped.

One warm April day, Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, and he stopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighbor watched the scene with amusement. "Frank," he finally commented, "you're the only man I know who walks his tree and waters his dog!"

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