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    First Salute

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    Sunday Service

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    Good Evening, Ladies and Gentlemen

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    Pulpit Humor

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    Penguin Zoo

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    How To Give Your Cat A Pill

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    My Dog At It

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    Priory Priority

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    Library Lost and Found

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    Divy It Up

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    Appendix Worry

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    Last Minute Suggestions

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    What's Wrong Now?

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    Mother Quotes

    PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight…

Unexpected cold snaps had destroyed the buds on my father's young peach tree for two years in a row. This spring, Dad was ready. He replanted the sapling in a large box, mounted it on wheels, and put the tree in the garage whenever the temperature dropped.

One warm April day, Dad was wheeling the tree out into the yard, and he stopped to give our dog a drink from the garden hose. A neighbor watched the scene with amusement. "Frank," he finally commented, "you're the only man I know who walks his tree and waters his dog!"

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