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    The Mayor's Burden

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    Unique Breakfast

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    Great Eyesight

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    Lost Ticket

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    2 Bad Days

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    Commando Moses

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    Chocolate Calories

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    Boring Flight

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    Catfish Fishing

    Jim had an awful day fishing, sitting on the lake all day without a single bite. On his…
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    Pig Feed

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    High Tech Flying

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    Silent Monastery

    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is…
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    Friendly Golf

    Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the…
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    Doctor's Advice

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    Birds and Bees

    Donald Ogden Stewart, the writer, had a son away at prep school. When the boy reached the…

Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.  One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.  The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much.

The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.


A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.  He sidles up to the bar and announces:

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."


There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.  He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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