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A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in.  The first walked up to the old man, pushed his cigarette into the old man's pie and then took a seat at the counter.  The second walked up to the old man, spit into the old man's coffee and then he took a seat at the counter.  The third walked up to the old man, turned over the old man's plate, and then he took a seat at the counter.

Without a word of protest, the old man quietly paid his bill and left the diner.  One of the bikers said to the waitress, "Humph, not much of a man, was he?"

The waitress replied, "Not much of a truck driver either.  He just backed his truck over three motorcycles."

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