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    Boys In Hospital

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    Surgeon Feedback

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    Gym Oops

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    Computer Error

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    Rough Flight

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    Sunday Service

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    Minivan Tow

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    Always Corrected

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    Kids on Marriage

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    Pig Call

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    New Flavor?

    The young man entered the Ice Cream Palace and asked, "What kinds of ice cream do you…
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    Away From His Desk

    As the boss was leaving the office to play golf, he instructed his secretary to tell all…
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    Eyes Gone

    Yesterday I went to the opticians, walked up to the counter and said to the guy on duty,…
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    Church Visit

    My grandson, Justin, returned from his first time in church and was asked how it went.He…
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    Cheap Loan

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True Calls to the IRS

Caller: I want to know if I should file married or single.

IRS: Are you married?

Caller: Well, sort of ....

IRS: What?

Caller: Well, we did get married, but we're not counting on it.

Caller: I got a letter from you guys and I want to know what you want.

IRS: What does it say?

Caller: Just a minute, I'll open it.

Caller: I'm a bookkeeper and I need to know if ten $100 bills make a thousand dollars or only ten hundred dollars.

IRS: Both. It's the same amount.

Caller: So why do I get a different answer every time I move the decimal point?

Caller: What does the law say about people who are renting to relatives and taking a loss on the property?

IRS: You are required to charge them fair market value.

Caller: It's very fair. If we rented to someone else we could get a lot more.

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