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    Windy Walk

    So George goes out on a really windy night to walk over and visit his friend Sam, who is…
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    That Line Thing

    If you work with someone like this, you have my condolences. One of our servers crashed.…
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    Waking Up

    This week a man awoke from a coma that had lasted for 62 years. His first question was,…
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    Chewed Out

    My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that…
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    The Head Hog

    The secretary picked up the phone and heard a very "countryfied" voice on the other end…
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    Holding Hands

    While at the mall, I saw an elderly couple holding hands while they were walking. As they…
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    Cookie Calories

    A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help him buy groceries. In…
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    10 Common Canine Complaints

    1. Building mounted fire hose connections are no substitute for a real hydrant. 2. "Why…
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    Corporate Change

    When the company I worked for had an employee-suggestion competition, I told my staff to…
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    Bank Name

    Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her…
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    Friendly Pig

    A man was on a walking holiday in a foreign country. He became thirsty so decided to ask…
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    Getting Closer

    Our son, who's in the Army stationed in Georgia, invited my husband and me for a visit.…
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    Beauty Cosmetics

    Todd's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years…
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    Flight Fear

    Our co-worker kept trying to get her mother to fly out for a visit. "No way am I getting…
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    Card Dog

    A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog…

True Calls to the IRS

Caller: I want to know if I should file married or single.

IRS: Are you married?

Caller: Well, sort of ....

IRS: What?

Caller: Well, we did get married, but we're not counting on it.

Caller: I got a letter from you guys and I want to know what you want.

IRS: What does it say?

Caller: Just a minute, I'll open it.

Caller: I'm a bookkeeper and I need to know if ten $100 bills make a thousand dollars or only ten hundred dollars.

IRS: Both. It's the same amount.

Caller: So why do I get a different answer every time I move the decimal point?

Caller: What does the law say about people who are renting to relatives and taking a loss on the property?

IRS: You are required to charge them fair market value.

Caller: It's very fair. If we rented to someone else we could get a lot more.

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