logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Turkey Poem

turkey dinnerI ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,
I ate too much pudding and pie.
I'm stuffed up with muffins and too much stuffin'
I'm probably going to die.

I piled up my plate and I ate and I ate.
But I wish I had known when to stop,
For I'm so crammed with yams, sauces, gravies, and jams
That my buttons are starting to pop!

I'm full of tomatoes and french fried potatoes
My stomach is swollen and sore,
But there's still some dessert so I guess it won't hurt if
I eat just a little bit more!

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Virus Warning!

    WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!IF YOU RECEIVE A GIFT IN THE SHAPE OF A LARGE WOODEN HORSE DO…
  • Default Image

    Surgery Beauty

    Irving was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his…
  • Default Image

    Walking on Water

    Bob, the goober, heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all…
  • Default Image

    Application

    An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you…
  • Default Image

    Married Witness

    An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered at him,…
  • Default Image

    Prescription Change

    An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you…
  • Default Image

    Leak Repair

    My husband's skills with do-it-yourself home repairs are at best mediocre. After spending…
  • Default Image

    18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek

    *18 Things That Never Happened On Star Trek*1. The Enterprise runs into a mysterious…
  • restaurant meal2

    Restaurant Return

    An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an…
  • Default Image

    Procedure Recall

    As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to…
  • snake

    Car 34

    A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner…
  • Default Image

    Words to Ponder

    *Words to Ponder* Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. I'd kill…
  • Default Image

    Flower Switch

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
  • Default Image

    Argument Settled

    The other day, Avril and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would…
  • Default Image

    Senior Ailments

    A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their ailments: "My arms are…