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    Future Price of Roses

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    Car Warning

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    No E-mail (copyrighted??)

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    Where'd we get him?

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    Breakfast Call

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    Party Favor

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It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No" he replied. "They're all dead."

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