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    Social Showdown

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    Suggestion Box

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    Poor Vagabond

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    Mr. Scwartz

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    Rough Flight

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    Dining Problem

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    Melanie is Watching

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    Someone At The Door

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    Waist Deep

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    English vs Western

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    Photo Apology

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It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No" he replied. "They're all dead."

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