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    Boss and E-Mail

    I used to work for a multimillion dollar consulting firm doing desktop support. The…
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    Photo Apology

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    Oriskany Falls

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    Tip Revenge

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    Parachute Charity

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    Dumb Sports Quotes

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    Yale Educated

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    Deck Praise

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    Dear Abby, Dear Reader

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    Fiery Love

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    You know you're growing old when..

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    Resume Blunders

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    Cool In The Desert

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    Parking Lot Speed Limit

    Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly…
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    Prison Joke Book

    It was Mickey's first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were in their cells…

It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No" he replied. "They're all dead."

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