logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
  • Default Image

    Flight Advice

    On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was…
  • Default Image

    Signs of Aging

    You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try…
  • golf bag

    New Golfer

    A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he'd try the game, he…
  • Default Image

    Little Benny

    Little Benny came home from his first day of school and said, "Mommy, the teacher was…
  • Default Image

    Big Toe Tingle

    A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's…
  • Default Image

    Senior Citizen Discount

    "$5.37." That's what the kid behind the counter at Taco Bell said to me. I dug into my…
  • Default Image

    Crowded Bus

    It was rush hour, and when the bus finally arrived, it was packed. I tried to force my…
  • Default Image

    Testimony Night

    It was testimony night in the church. A lady got up and said, "We are living in a wicked…
  • Default Image

    Funny Boss

    The boss returned from lunch in a good mood and called the whole staff in to listen to a…
  • Default Image

    Signs of Banned Substances

    Signs That An Athlete Is Using A Banned Substance:Gets "psyched" before each competition…
  • Default Image

    Hawaii Pronunciation

    Morris and his wife Sherry were planning a vacation. They ended up in an argument. "It's…
  • Default Image

    Cow Predictions

    A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of…
  • Default Image

    Forgetting Something

    A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it…
  • Default Image

    Stolen Turkey

    Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, "Forgive me, Father, for I…

It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one.

In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said "Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

"No" he replied. "They're all dead."

Powered By JFBConnect