logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Dishwasher Repair

    Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work…
  • Default Image

    Epitaph Adjustment

    A new widow requested the epitaph "Rest in Peace" for her husband's tombstone. When she…
  • Default Image

    Boy Scout Tips

    A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert. "What are the…
  • score table

    Sneaking Into the Olympics

    Three guys were trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs…
  • doctor3

    Can Cure

    A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor…
  • Default Image

    Tourism Promotion

    Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this…
  • couple argue2

    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do...(especially when you share the same major!) PSYCHOLOGY: Girl…
  • Default Image

    Analytical Gunfighters

    Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw…
  • Default Image

    Jewelry Store Application

    Becky was the manager of a jewelry store that catered to the rich of the rich in Boca…
  • football

    Football Newbie

    A guy took his girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked…
  • Default Image

    Laws of Parenthood

    There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law of ParenthoodA child's behavior…
  • Default Image

    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
  • Default Image

    Government Farm Visit

    A cocky Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with the…
  • Default Image

    Toaster Request

    When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place…
  • Default Image

    Foreign Languages

    A Swiss guy visited Sydney, Australia, and pulled up at a bus stop where two locals were…

snailsTwo snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"?

One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went.

As the turtle reached the intersection another turtle came along and crashed into him. The poor little snail was thrown and killed.

A cop investigating the accident began questioning the dead snail's buddy. "What happened?" he asked.

The little snail replied, "I don't know it all happened so fast."

Powered By JFBConnect