logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

Turtle Accident

snailsTwo snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"?

One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went.

As the turtle reached the intersection another turtle came along and crashed into him. The poor little snail was thrown and killed.

A cop investigating the accident began questioning the dead snail's buddy. "What happened?" he asked.

The little snail replied, "I don't know it all happened so fast."

Powered By JFBConnect

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Doctor's Orders

    Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous…
  • baby boy

    Johnny's Home

    After the dedication service of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the…
  • Default Image

    Jar 47

    A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed…
  • Default Image

    Frog in Pocket

    A guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. As he comes closer, the…
  • Default Image

    Retirement At The Inn

    Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching…
  • Default Image

    Analytical Gunfighters

    Two analytical chemists in the Wild West are on the town's main street, ready to draw…
  • Default Image

    New Passport Photo

    Unfortunately, getting a new passport required a new photo. As I handed my ten-year-old…
  • phone-old-school

    It Sure Is

    An elderly couple was just settling in to bed one night when the phone rang. The husband…
  • Default Image

    Bear Flight

    During Operation Desert Storm, I was a legislative affairs officer for Gen. Norman…
  • Default Image

    Vacation Cut

    Before going on vacation, I decided on the spur of the moment to have my very long,…
  • Default Image

    Frugal - to save

    Mary's fourth grade homework assignment was to make sentences using the words in her…
  • Default Image

    2 Best Recipes

    Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."Newlywed Husband:…
  • doctor4

    Baby Prescription

    A woman brought her baby in to see the doctor, and he determined right away the baby had…
  • puppies

    How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

    *How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?* Golden Retriever: The sun is…
  • puddle

    Country Puddle

    A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant puddle covering the…