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Turtle Ears

Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various jokes that pass through. 

I was flipping pages and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!"

I couldn't remember the joke.  After searching everyone's memory banks, one of the folks remembered:

"Why is turtle wax so expensive?"

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