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    Lingering Hug

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    Bulletin Humor

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    Breathe

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    Mouse Trap

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    Lawyer News

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    Test Results Good News

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    Are You The Defendant?

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    Late at Walmart

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    Theme Songs For Bible Characters

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    The Upper Hand

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    Dead Horse

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    Colonial Break

    A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial…
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    Thanks

    A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an…
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    Bagel Storm

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    Chinese Knitting

    Many years ago my wife was to knitting what Peyton Manning is to football. She designed…

Tradition here in the office is to keep a notepad with the punch lines from the various jokes that pass through. 

I was flipping pages and found "Turtles have such tiny ears!"

I couldn't remember the joke.  After searching everyone's memory banks, one of the folks remembered:

"Why is turtle wax so expensive?"

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