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    In the Dorm

    In the dorm, one of the favorite intramural sports was water fights: dousing and…
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    Shoe Follow

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    School Curlers

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    Snack Costs

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    Surgery Headache

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    New Friend Sincerity

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    Eating Worms

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    Four Letter Surgery

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    Lion Tamer

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    Comprehending Engineers

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    Party Advice

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    Calls to Information Assistance

    Caller: I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff, please.Operator: I'm…
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    Mrs. Pierpoint

    A woman is worried about an older woman, a widow, who lives in the apartment next door.…
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    Who Said That?

    If quitters never win, & winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're…
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    Clean Cup

    Bill and Doug went into a diner that looked as though it had seen better days. As they…

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local Zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his reputation told him to take care of the tortoise section.

Later, the keeper dropped by to see how Martin was getting on and found him standing by an empty enclosure.

"Where are the tortoises?" he asked him.

"I can't believe it" said Martin "I just opened the door and then.....Whooooosh!"

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