Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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More Jokes
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Accident and Interview
Thorn was in a terrible accident at work. He fell through a floor tile and ripped off… -
Mechanic Rate
A woman surgeon was disturbed about the high cost of her car repair. "This is… -
And Then They Voted
While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was… -
Didn't See That Coming
The minister's little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her… -
Re-Gifting
She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, she thought, I have that… -
Seeing Eye Dogs
Two men are walking their dogs. The first guy has a doberman, and the second guy has a… -
Kiss Good-bye
"Dad," a teenaged girl says, running into her father's den, "I'd like to kiss you… -
Maine Vets
Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one… -
Looking For The Lift
As a concierge at a posh resort, I was often asked about the ski facilities. One day a… -
High School Record
Back at my high school for the tenth reunion, I met my old coach, Mr. Carlier. Walking… -
A Few Shelves
If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one… -
Half Diet
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her… -
Tourism Promotion
Traveling through New England, a motorist stopped for gas in a tiny village. "What's this… -
Employee Gift
A new pastor, eager to make sure the church's employees would like him, called them… -
Fly Swatter
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly…
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