Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Babies at the Mall
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One Per Point
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Gnashing of Teeth
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Tow Request
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Military Computer Manners
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Cheap Loan
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Yard Sale Anger
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Dalmation Role
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Signs You Are In For a Long Sermon
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