Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Goober In Library
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Mother's Intuition
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Kiss The Mirror Good-Bye
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Cake Question
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Parting Words
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Forgetting Something
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The Upper Hand
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Cat Allergy
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No Contraband
After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother… -
Missionary Mimicking
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Nutritious Eating
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Collectable Receipts
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Dog Sweater
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Doody Solution
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Clergy Golf
Taking advantage of a balmy day in New York, my brother and three other priests swapped…
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