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Weather Forecaster

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door…
Happy Anniversary

The other day while driving home, after beng delayed at my office, I suddenly saw…
Understanding Art

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a…
Supporting a Family

Jake had proposed to young Gina and was being interviewed by his prospective…
Nutritious Eating

According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't…
Zack and His Mule

Zack and his mule were walking down the road when one of Zack's friends drove up and…
Corporate Can-Do

Programmer to Team Leader:"We can't do this proposed project. **CAN NOT** It will involve…
Combination Faith

The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the…
Y2K Backup System

While we believe we will be fully Y2K compliant by January 1, 2000, and most of our…
Cherokee Language

A Cherokee Indian was a special guest at an elementary school. He talked to the children…
Tailing Truck

A large truck was tailing my son as he drove through town with his girlfriend. The truck…
Paid For Standing

The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory. Walking…
One-Liners

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Nothing in the known universe…
Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International…
Car 34

A young man is an avid listener to the city's police frequency, and he leaves the scanner…