Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Burning Call
A screenwriter comes home to a burned down house. His sobbing and slightly-singed wife is… -
MIT PHD
There's the story about the MIT student who spent an entire summer going to Harvard… -
Cherokee 180
One day, the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the active… -
I can't come in to work today because . . . .
- "My son dropped the car keys in the toilet and I sent him in after them. Now I'm… -
Movie Night
My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time… -
The FBI Orders Pizza
FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under… -
Meatloaf
A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make… -
Cat Sitting
One night while I was cat-sitting my daughter's indoor feline, it escaped outside. When… -
A Short History of Medicine
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."1000 BC - "That root is… -
Swerving Goober
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the goober driver.… -
100GB bug
Experts warned today of a new and deadly threat to our beleaguered civilization: the… -
Miracle Toddler Diet
Miracle Toddler Diet Losing weight is the number one New Year's Resolution.The problem… -
Overdue at the Movies
Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony… -
Attendance Sermons
A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday… -
Rare Bible
A collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away…
