Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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George W. meets Moses
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Do As I Say!
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Crossing Lesson
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Goober Mechanic
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Dictionary of Project Terms
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This Town is so Small...
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Dear Milkman…
A long time ago, when milk was delivered to the door by a milkman, people would sometimes… -
Flight Advice
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was… -
When I'm An Old Lady
When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,And bring so much happiness...just as they… -
Watergate Bug
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Whale Speak
An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made.… -
Doctor News
A doctor walked into his office where one of his patients was sitting. The doctor told… -
Rabbi Sneak
There was this rabbi in a small town, and he was really curious about why so many people… -
Poor Vagabond
A poor vagabond, traveling a country road in England, tired and hungry, came to a… -
Young Patient
A pediatrician in town always plays a game with some of his young patients to put them at…
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