Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Lingering Hug
We had made some changes in our lives. My husband had lost 50 pounds and after eight… -
Forgetting Something
A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it… -
Tense
An English teacher at Michigan State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical… -
Pilot Pride
As one of relatively few female airline pilots, I've often been mistaken for a flight… -
Goober Ring
Passing an office building late one night, a Goober saw a sign that said, "Press bell for… -
Offering Encouragement
A minister in a little church had been having trouble with the collections.One Sunday he… -
Nature Abhors A Simile
There was something funny about the kidnapping crime scene that Special Agent Frievald… -
Deer Hunting
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one… -
Movie Night
My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and not enough time… -
Rustic Dining
As a trail guide in a national park, Danny ate with the rest of the seasonal staff in a… -
On The Ball Mechanic
My dad, an auto mechanic, received a repair order that read: "Check for clunking sound… -
Weight For Help
Somewhat skeptical of his son's new found determination to become Charles Atlas, the… -
Half Diet
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her… -
Muddy General
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered… -
Department Baseball
An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff…
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