Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Free Will
A young couple came into the church office to fill out a pre-marriage questionnaire form.… -
Forgetting Something
A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it… -
Goober Y2K Date Change Project Status:
Y-to-K Date Change Project Status: Our staff has completed the 18 months of work on time… -
Real Answers
These, are real answers given by children.Q: Name the four seasons.A: Salt, pepper,… -
Name Problem
It was the beginning of term at a primary school in Brooklyn. The teacher asked the… -
Dog Rules
Basic Rules for Dogs Who Have a Yard To Protect NEWSPAPERS: If you have to go to the… -
Stuck Between Floors
Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the… -
Retirement At The Inn
Why didn't somebody tell me?With the average cost for a Nursing Home per day reaching… -
Procrastinator's Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall… -
Cat Musings**********
I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that… -
Helping Sam at Church
Because our former small-town parish was not a wealthy one, our pastor was dependent on… -
Thoughts on Golfing
A "gimme" can best be defined as an agreement between two golfers, neither of whom can… -
Hooked Shot
Jack was first up in his foursome. Eyeing the ball, he swung his club and hooked his shot… -
Second Opinion
A woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very worried and all strung out. She rattled… -
Dog Sweater
In an upscale pet-supply store, a customer wanted to buy a red sweater for her dog.The…
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