Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Windshield Wiper Quit
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Raffle Toy
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Office Answering Message
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Suspicious Delivery
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Efficiency
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Gift Excitement
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Swanky Dining
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Slow-Driving Grandma
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Unwritten Warning Labels
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Bosses Night
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Eye Test Chart
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Pain Cause
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Creative Duelling
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