Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Laws of Life
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How to Make Life Simpler
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Parenting Idea
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The Next One
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Dial A Prayer Twist
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Airport Security
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Vacation Term Translation
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Unique Breakfast
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