Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
More Jokes
-
Reversal of Fortune
Dear John, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off our engagement. Won't you… -
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing eye dog one day. When they come to… -
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as all other laws of… -
Rest Home Trial
Aunt Mary, a spinster of 92, had finally consented to go to a rest home, but strictly on… -
Convenient Robbery
Tim and Bill were standing in a bank when a pair of robbers entered the lobby. Not only… -
More One-liners
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay. Madness… -
Puppy Love
For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up… -
Missing The Obvious
One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy… -
Lost Bible
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the… -
Science Quotes from Kids - Part 2
~ H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.~ To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon… -
New Car
The first Sunday after my husband and I bought a new car, we parked it in the last row of… -
Who's the Boss?
The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any… -
Flower System
An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his… -
Pot-bellied Stove
An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern… -
Turkey Poem
I ate too much Turkey, I ate too much corn,I ate too much pudding and pie.I'm stuffed up…
Powered By JFBConnect
Shop with Amazon! - http://amzn.to/2z3uBpa
Copyright ©
1998 - 2019
Cybersalt Consulting and Communications. All rights reserved.
