Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "Brightness," but it doesn't work.
-- Gallagher
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Politically Correct Light Bulb
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Public Servant Sentence
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More To Think About
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Coverup Catch
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G.I. Excuses
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You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When
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Application
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Mechanic Applicant
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Message Puzzle
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How Cold is it?
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Control Seminar
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Lunch and Learn
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How Hot Is It?
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Clothes Hamper
I asked my two-year-old to take his dirty clothes and put them into the hamper.He looked…
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