logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    School Days

    Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to…
  • great dane

    A Dog Named Bear

    Friends of ours owned a huge Great Dane named "Bear." He looked menacing but was actually…
  • A funny joke about a dad and his son out fishing.

    Questions

    A man took his son fishing one day. After a few hours in the boat with not much to do,…
  • Default Image

    Friends Like That

    A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting."How are we…
  • Default Image

    Freshman's Blind Date

    "How was your blind date?" a freshman college student asked her roommate. "Terrible!" the…
  • Default Image

    Another Try - Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say

    Things You Never Want to Hear the Exterminator Say...20. You know, when you build your…
  • Default Image

    Eulogy

    The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked…
  • owl

    What a Hoot

    Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl - and one night,…
  • Default Image

    Actual Church Signs

    Reported to be actual church signs.... 1. Free Trip to heaven. Details inside! 2. Try our…
  • Default Image

    2 Sunday School Lessons

    *Sunday School Lesson #1*A Sunday School teacher challenged her children to take some…
  • Default Image

    One Hard Question

    There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University.He was smart enough to…
  • Default Image

    Managing a Flag Pole

    A group of managers were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole. So…
  • sky scraper

    Elevator Repair

    Soon after our high-tech company moved into a new building, we had trouble with the…
  • Default Image

    Men, Dogs, Women

    1. How Dogs and Men Are the Same Both take up too much space on the bed.Both have…
  • firetruck

    Brave Firefighters

    A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the…
A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump.

"A what?" says the confused parts guy.

"My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."  

"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?"  

"A Datsun."  

As the parts guy writes down "Datsun, 28 oz. water pump" the light in his head goes on. "Oh yes ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps. We have 24-ounce and 26-ounce water pumps too."  

"Finally," she says. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."

"Yes ma'am.  That's because we're a full-service parts warehouse; it's our job to have the parts you need, like a 28-ounce water pump," he says, smiling, as he jots down customer pickup, Datsun 280Z water pump, part number...
Powered By JFBConnect