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    Milkman Notes

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    Fore!

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    More, More Church Bulletin Bloopers

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    Lost Phone

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    Miracle Toddler Diet

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    The Magician and The Parrot

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    Mint Mom

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    Two by Fours

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    Never Too Old

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    Little Johnny's Bike

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factoryA factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."

"Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."

The factory owner said, "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have two hundred."

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