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    Holding Hands

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    Wire Guard

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    Goodbye From George

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    Great Writer

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    Sermon Feedback

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    Visiting Grandma

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    Leaky Roof

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    Charm School 101

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    Golf Cheater

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    Parking Confusion

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    Losing New Balls

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    Top 10 Dog Pet Peeves About Humans

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    Landing Request

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    Car Fire

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    Excerpts from Pet Diaries

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factoryA factory owner said to a store owner, "Thank you, Mr. Smith, for your patronage. I wish I had twenty customers like you."

"Wow, it's nice to hear that, but I'm kind of surprised," admitted Smith. "You know that I argue every bill and always pay late."

The factory owner said, "I'd still like twenty customers like you. The problem is, I have two hundred."

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