logo

sign-up-for-free-cybersalt-today-button

More Jokes

  • Default Image

    Fly Catch

    My wife had never been to a baseball game, so I took her to see the Los Angeles Dodgers…
  • calendar

    Diet Skipping

    Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat…
  • Default Image

    Gift Excitement

    The small girl had recently received a new watch and some perfume, which she was very…
  • Default Image

    Dalmation Role

    A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a…
  • Default Image

    Hmmmm... Ham Sandwich

    As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce…
  • Default Image

    What The Teacher Says and What She Really Means

    1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his…
  • Default Image

    Border Declaration

    Finishing up our work at a trade show in San Diego, my co-worker Maureen and I decided to…
  • Default Image

    Chair Test

    An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing…
  • Default Image

    Never Too Old

    Two elderly gentlemen were visiting. "I guess you're never too old," the first one…
  • Default Image

    Cat Musings**********

    I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that…
  • Default Image

    Here Kitty

    Once there was a man named Jim, who let his dog out to pee late one night.He watched some…
  • Default Image

    Classroom Talk

    Thanks to Cybersalt Digest subscriber, Georgia B., for passing along this story from her…
  • school

    Meeting With Teacher

    Miss Smith and Little Johnny's father were having a parent teacher conference. Miss Smith…
  • Default Image

    Price Reduction

    Our minister announced that admission to a church social event would be six dollars per…
  • shopping

    Color Blind

    Checking out of the grocery store, I noticed that the bag boy was eyeing my two adopted…

The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention so he asked one of his employees, Jenkins, to write him a punch, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious.

"What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?", he demanded.

"Half the audience walked out before I finished."

Jenkins was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied.

"I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."

Powered By JFBConnect