Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."
Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"
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Dog License
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Restaurant Rating
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Exercise Classes
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Eyes Gone
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She Was Such A Goober
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Kid Wisdom
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Healthful Place
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Newborn Utterance
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Tea For Two
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Emergency Flowers
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