Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."
Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"
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Cultural Ages
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No Horns
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12 Days of Fastfood
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Penny Problems
After tucking their three-year-old child Sammy in for bed one night, his parents heard… -
Burglary
The detective was interviewing the man whose clothing shop had just been burglarized.… -
One Call
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Psychology Course
During a phone conversation, my nephew mentioned that he was taking a psychology course… -
Chewed Out
My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that… -
Afraid To Cross
Two men stand at a river which they are about to cross when they notice crocodiles… -
You Know You Are From Arizona When
You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.You can endure 110 degrees without… -
Strawberry Fertilizer
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Lion Attack
Two wildlife documentary film makers were filming a wild lion in Africa when they both… -
Shoe Follow
Two elderly women were trying on shoes in our store. When I slipped a shoe onto one… -
Bridge Over Troubled Waters
There were two old geezers living in the backwoods of the Ozarks: Rufus and Clarence.… -
Security Tips
The following are notices that homeowners can place in a few strategic locations to keep…
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