Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."
Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"
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Wire Guard
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Away From His Desk
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Read The Label
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Small Town Check
I had just moved from an apartment to a house in the same small town. One day at the… -
What Don't You Have?
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Actual Church Bulletin Bloopers
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College Cure
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Cheap Perfume
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Border Declaration
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What Is That?
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The Grandma Test
I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the… -
New Medical Technology
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Coffee Delivery
The young clerk's responsibilities included bringing the judge a hot cup of coffee at the… -
Exemplary Offspring
Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There…
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