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    Time To Wave

    From a passenger ship, everyone can see a bearded man on a small island who is shouting…
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    English Time

    In my English-as-a-second-language class, I explained the difference between a watch and…
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    Find and Replace

    The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship…
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    Basement Pitch

    The telephone solicitor selling basement waterproofing must have thought she'd died and…
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    Personalized Plate

    While waiting in line at the Department of Vehicle Services for my personalized license…
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    Air Boss

    Activated from the Army Reserves for a joint service Arctic exercise, I was assigned to…
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    Need a Push

    A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over…
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    The Flu Do-Si-Do

    Flu season will be here soon. Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu…
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    No ID

    A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal…
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    Looking For Mike

    After directory assistance gave Glenda her boyfriend's new telephone number, she dialed…
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    Call Me Leroy

    Uncle Leroy got a job down at the broom factory. On his first day the straw boss (floor…
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    Signs of Aging

    You know you're getting older if:1. You and your teeth don't sleep together.2. Your try…
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    Wills Explained

    I was in my wills and trusts course when the professor posed this question to the…
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    Ungrateful Son-In-Law

    A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter,…
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    "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.""In a cat's eye, all things…

Newlywed Wife: "The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie."

Newlywed Husband: "Oh? And which is this?"

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