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    Newborn Utterance

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    Successful Ice Fishing

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    Cutting Class

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    Market Conditions

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    Another Virus Warning

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    Field Test

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    2 Bad Days

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    Birds and Bees

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    The Next One

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    Gift Mug

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    Help Desk

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    If You Go, I'll Go

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    Mess Sign

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    One Question Interview

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A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.

Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy, one for the clutch and one for the brake and accelerator."

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