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    Why Some Countries CAN'T Go Metric

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    Computer Customer Quotes

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    Goober Mirror

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    Historical Application

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    Church Bulletin Bloopers

    The following have all genuinely appeared in church bulletins!* Next weekend's Fasting &…
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    Epitaph Adjustment

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    Mad Cow Conversation

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    Boot Lesson

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    Cherokee Language

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    Baby Talk

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    Tough Teacher

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A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.

Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy, one for the clutch and one for the brake and accelerator."

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