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    The Beginning

    When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his…
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    Card Reader

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    Listening In

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    Fair Tax

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    Chewed Out

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    Jeep Stuck

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    Home Donations

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    Escaped Puppy

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    Large Party

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    New Librarian

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    For Sale Sign

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    Wedding Dress Blues

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    Where'd we get him?

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    Lunch On The Bank

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    Taps System

    During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me…

A teenager was always asking his father if he could borrow the family car. Pushed to the limit, the father asked his son why he thought God had given him two feet.

Without hesitation, the son replied, "That's easy, one for the clutch and one for the brake and accelerator."

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