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    Full Pockets

    A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and…
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    Minivan Tow

    A man was driving down the highway late one night when his mini-van broke down. He turned…
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    Helping Out

    For a while my husband and I had opposite schedules. He worked during the day, and I…
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    Blockbuster Surprise

    Without realizing it, I walked right into a police stakeout at my local Blockbuster. When…
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    Stuff to Ponder

    1. Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you…
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    Casual Day

    I used to work for a large company, they often did special things for us to make work a…
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    New Survivor

    Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show? Here's the details: - 6 Married…
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    Party Favor

    After classical violinist Fritz Kreisler was invited to a society party, the hostess…
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    Not Going to Church

    One Sunday morning, a mother knocks on her son's bedroom door and tells him it's time to…
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    Shades of Tanning

    Before going on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long that…
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    Pick a Hymn

    One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and…
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    Reunion Pride

    My wife and I were at my high school reunion.As I looked around, I noticed the other men…
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    Professor Turns Plumber

    A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked. He called a…
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    First Passport

    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he'd need a birth…
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    Farming Dream

    The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student,…

Liz goes to her first show at an art gallery and is looking at the paintings. One is a huge canvas that has black with yellow blobs of paint splattered all over it. The next painting is a murky gray color that has drips of purple paint streaked across it.

Liz walks over to the artist and says, "I don't understand your paintings."

"I paint what I feel inside me," explains the artist.

"Have you ever tried Alka-Seltzer?"

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