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    Natural Antibiotic

    While serving as associate pastor in a church in the California gold country, I had an…
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    Goober Release

    If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one…
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    How does a home schooler change a light bulb?

    Q: How does a home schooler change a light bulb? A: First, mom checks three books on…
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    Department Baseball

    An interoffice softball game was held every year between the marketing and support staff…
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    Trojan Virus Warning

    Hey Hector, This was forwarded to me by Cassandra - it looks legit. Please distribute to…
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    I'm Aging Gracefully

    I'm the life of the party ... even when it lasts until 8 p.m I'm very good at opening…
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    Novice Immerser

    The young son of a Baptist minister was in church one morning when he saw for the first…
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    Chewed Out

    My wife chewed me out at the company picnic a while back. "Doesn't it embarrass you that…
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    Road To Easy Street

    A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted…
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    Simple Support

    Last week my wife and I purchased a new computer. We ran into some difficulties while…
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    Little Voice

    A man walks into his doctor's office and says, "Doctor, I've eaten something that…
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    Funeral Weather

    As with many funerals, it was a cloudy, rainy day.The deceased was a little old lady who…
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    Inventions That Didn't Succeed

    The waterproof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine…
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    Rose Plague

    An elderly parish priest was tending his garden near a convent when a passerby stopped to…
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    The interviewer examined the job application then turned to the prospective employee. "I…

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3-1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickles = 2 paradigms

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