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    Lawyer Son

    When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the…
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    Notice

    PLEASE NOTICE:You may have noticed the increased amount of notices for you to notice.…
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    Rest In Peace

    A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for…
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    Rejection Rejection

    Have you ever had a resume rejected? Don't ever let it happen again. The next time that…
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    Lodge Meeting

    The wife heard her husband come back into the house not too long after he had left.She…
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    VP Moniker

    The chairman of the board of our company called me into his office to tell me the good…
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    Oversensitive Reply

    I was having trouble with the idea of turning 30 and was oversensitive to any signs of…
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    Ski Wax

    As a ski instructor, I sometimes tease my little pupils. Once I told seven year old Luke…
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    Goober Mirror

    Two goobers, Carol and Patty, were walking down the street.Carol noticed a compact on the…
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    Cat Musings**********

    I think this is pretty much how cats think in their heads - you can tell by the way that…
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    Plane Seat

    It was Judi's first plane trip.Boarding the aircraft she settled into a window seat in…
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    Referrals

    When our local doctor began attending church services the minister was delighted, and it…
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    Toy Advice

    A woman, on meeting a psychologist at a party, made a pitch for some free professional…
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    Card Reader Instructions

    Hard to believe, but many of our customers at the bank still don't know how to swipe…
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    Mess Cake

    The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess…

1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
10 cards = 1 decacards (or is it 52 cards = 1 deck-a-cards?)
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipedes = 1 centipede
3-1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologs = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickles = 2 paradigms

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