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A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. 

"I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man.  "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business.  All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories.  I can't stand the noise."

"I see," replied the father-in-law.  "Well, then you'll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law.  "I can't stand being stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law.  "I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you don't like factories and won't work in a office.  What am I going to do with you?"

"Easy," said the young man.  "Buy me out."

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