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Untouched for 600 Years

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.

"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old.  Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."

"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I do."
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