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    The French Legionnaires

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    Goober Olympic Questions

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    Grandpa's Day Out

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    Head Check

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    Isn't Aging Fun?

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    Prison Riot

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    Speedy Comeback

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    Deep Thoughts

    From an actual newspaper contest where entrants ages 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep…
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    Fly Catch

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    Cat Joke

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    Get the Picture

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    Carjacking Foiled

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    Award Shows

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    Goober Love Poem

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Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college application:

"When I told my friends I was applying to LeHigh, they were like, no way, and I was like, yes way. And they were like, way cool."

"Four years of fees at your institution come to about $78,000. Just bill my father and mail me half the money. He'll never find out."

"First off, coach said there wasn't going to be no writing."

"To demonstrate my love for your school, I have spray-painted your logo on my town's water tower."

"College is probably the last place they'll look for me."

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