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    No Place Like Home

    While I was dining out with my children, a man came over to our table, and we started…
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    Miracle Cure

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    All You Can Drink

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    Hasty Departure

    A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given…
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    Happy Songs

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    Canadian University Light-Bulb Jokes

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    Appendix Worry

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    Diet Skipping

    Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat…
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    Long Passwords

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    Cinderella Question

    The tax accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter…
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    Loudest Band

    For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves "the loudest…
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    Altar Call

    A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service.After the…
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    Blind Date Slap

    An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to…
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    Computer Support Woes

    Actual dialog of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee: *Note the word 'former'…
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    Soup Solution

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Readers of the Washington Post were asked to compose a very unwise line for a college application:

"When I told my friends I was applying to LeHigh, they were like, no way, and I was like, yes way. And they were like, way cool."

"Four years of fees at your institution come to about $78,000. Just bill my father and mail me half the money. He'll never find out."

"First off, coach said there wasn't going to be no writing."

"To demonstrate my love for your school, I have spray-painted your logo on my town's water tower."

"College is probably the last place they'll look for me."

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