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    Vet's Guarantee

    There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working…
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    Gate Boarding

    At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement…
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    Doctor News

    The doctor took his patient into his office and said, "I have some good news and some bad…
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    Passing Time

    My husband and I both look very young for our ages. In fact, we've hardly aged a day…
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    Learned in Yale

    A wealthy contractor liked to know something about all the employees who worked for him.…
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    Bank Hiccups

    While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By…
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    Car Fire

    I had just pulled into a parking spot at the home improvement store when smoke and flames…
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    You Need A New Car When

    You need a new car when ... - You pull over to let a fire truck go by, and it stops…
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    Waiting for Dark

    Preparing for a family vacation, Kathy and Matt explained to their young children that…
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    Clinton Deploys Vowels

    This cleanlaugh is a classic - originally out in 1996. WORLD NEWS: CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS…
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    Grandma's Meat Loaf

    A recent bride called her mother one evening in tears. "Oh, Mom, I tried to make…
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    Office Hours

    "So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think…
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    Australian Military Helicopter Simulation

    This is supposedly a true story from a recent Defence Science Lectures Series, as related…
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    Sunday Funnies

    One Sunday in a Midwest city a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship…
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    Chapatti Riddle

    In a party one of Pastor Tim's friends asked him how many chapattis he could eat with an…

"When I was a youngster," complained the frustrated father, shaking his head, "I was disciplined by being sent to my room without supper. But our son has his own color TV, phone, computer and CD player."

"So what do you do when your son misbehaves?" asked his friend.

"I send him to our room!"

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